WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, BASEBALL?

Emiya creates a fake Excalibur and he and Saber impale Berserker with it. Tohsaka lives and now Ilya’s free to be in Emiya’s harem. Our hero faints from exhaustion and next wakes soundly tucked into his bed, Saber watching over him. However, there’s something else soundly tucked into his bed as well…

I WONDER HOW SHE GOT PAST SABER’S EYES.

Emiya’s a tad shocked, but Saber’s a bit more than that. Like any good harem-meister (and this is “why Tsukihime fails”), Emiya takes it all into stride and and decides to make breakfast for his guest. And what does he prepare? Hamburger steak, because little girls sure like their meat! I’m starting to wonder why Sakura ever came over, if Emiya’s such a great chef.

NOT A MORNING PERSON, BUT STILL HAWT.

“HE’S MINE, BITCH!”

THIS FEELS THE MOST TYPE-MOON OF ALL FRAMES SEEN IN F/S-N SO FAR. I APPROVE.

EMIYA, CONSTIPATED. WITH ERECTION.

HAREM. WITH LOLI.

This episode, despite its sucky sucky first five minutes, was pure gold. My previous estimations as to “FSN will go downhill from here” have all proven wrong. It’s like they’re trying to get my hopes up. Will the show actually be above decent- that is, good- before it’s over? Will Ilya seduce Emiya and get him to create sex toys for her? Who knows.

So Ilya decides to start living with the gang, and Tohsaka and Saber oppose it, being the jealous hoarding bitches that they are. After a while, Tohsaka just stops caring, and I suspect it’s for the same reason that I started- Saber was amusing to watch. She blushed quite a bit this episode, truth. Like when Ilya tells her she’s going easy on Emiya during training, and she tries to explain that it would be bad if their bodies touched. Gold? Yes.

More gold? You’re on.

>> woohoo bath scene! Saber’s reason for Emiya not bathing with her is that she doesn’t have a very feminine body. That she’s too muscular. What, inferiority complex because Ilya’s so much sexier than you? Glad you noticed.

>> woohoo crossed legs! Camera angles and Tohsaka’s legs FTW.

>> Ilya’s expression while eating. Edible.

But the big chunk of gold, the big find, the one worth noting, the one that makes me feel it’s been worthwhile writing about this subpar show on “notdotq, seriously: loliyuri – the 32nd scoop of ice cream” …

>> Saber’s inferiority complex and jealousy urge her to get on Ilya’s good side. We start with touching with a napkin. Next we’ll get other kinds of touching. I’m all for loliyuri SaberxIlya building up to threesome with Emiya. It’s just hotter than Tohsaka, I guess. Speaking of hot…

COCK GOES WHERE?